Horny Twins

Rev
I'm that sexy, sexy guy you keep seeing. The one with the big muscles and huge dick.
Just letting all you hunks know that I'm open for a good night... for the right price.

Ren
Rev... I don't think anyone's listening...

Rev
Of course they are! They're reading this article right now!
Quick! Start twerking!

Ren
We're in public...

Rev
That adds to the sexiness factor!