Horny Twins

Rev

Hey, assholes!

I'm that sexy, sexy guy you keep seeing. The one with the big muscles and huge dick.

Just letting all you hunks know that I'm open for a good night... for the right price.


Ren

Rev... I don't think anyone's listening...


Rev

Of course they are! They're reading this article right now!

Quick! Start twerking!


Ren

We're in public...


Rev

That adds to the sexiness factor!