Wanna read a funny document on me I found?
Here, ignore any blood stains.
PROTOCOL ::The nameless shadow. Has caused La Populace much grief in the past decade by leaking our sensitive information as well as getting some of our agents killed or arrested. His name is an unknown, most likely deep scrubbed or his previous identity assumed dead. His current identity is most likely a fake, but until we can prove that we aren't getting him out of office. Whereabouts are still unknown. Our agents are still looking for him. Do not approach if sighted, may be armed and/or dangerous. Knows combative self defense, but would rather avoid physical confrontation due to his declining health. Should lay off those cigarettes. Subject is extremely intelligent and conniving. Do not trust anything that comes out of his mouth. Capable of disarming weaponry, do not lower your guard unless you want to be put in a wrist lock and your weapon taken then used against you. PERSONALITY ::
Stupidly brave and reckless as it gets. This guy doesn't seem to fear anything whether it be the supernatural or legitimate danger. This can be a weakness of his if played correctly. Despite that, this guy has a brain - a huge one full of grey matter just like his brother. His ego might get in the way of his success, so please exploit that so that we may splatter them once and for all. Untrustworthy in every aspect. Never take anything he says upfront. Every credential he gives is going to be faked. Regardless, please accept it with this knowledge in the back of your mind. After all, information is power. Play your cards at the right moment and you will win. |
BUSINESS ADVERTISEMENT FLYER ::One of many flyers found passed among the black market and the shady parts of the streets. It appears as though he previously preformed illegal intel work. How he and his brother have been able to advertise such a nefarious business without being shut down by authorities is unknown. Perhaps bribes?
Do you ever feel like the system cheats you? Spoiler alert! That's because it does.
Perhaps you want an advantage in your life... an edge on your competitors. You don't have to play by their rules. What kinda business you runnin', slick? Whether it's a garage sale down the street, or you're running some corporate pyramid scheme shit, I can help you out for the right price. Do you want nuclear launch codes? Or do you want to read your neighbor's diary? Maybe you just want the seven secret spices to that one chicken restaurant everyone loves. If you know the right strings to pull and which locks to pick, you can orchestrate any sorta circus to your heart's desire. Fortunately for you, I know more than I should. I can give you everything you want, no matter how screwed up or trivial it is. Just one catch. I don't get personal. If you have any vendettas, then go talk to my brother. With me, it's all business. Leave your baggage at the door, will ya? I got enough on my plate. :: BURN DOCUMENT WHEN DONE READING :: |