◆ You look at your opponent.

◆ He doesn't seem much at first glance.

◆ He's a tiny jester-like imp, no more than about three feet.

◆ His feet float above the ground. He doesn't appear to really like walking.

◆ The large, sharp toothed smile he gives you looks smug. You're not sure if it's intentional or if that's just how he looks naturally.

◆ What will you ask him?

• Who are you?
• What do you do?
• What even are you?

◆ You ask who he is.

◆ He responds. His voice is shrill, like how you imagined it would be for a creature like him.

◄ "MY NAME IS HUNTER. MOST OF THE TIME."

◆ You ask what he does.

◆ He responds. His voice is shrill, like how you imagined it would be for a creature like him.

◄ "I DRAW GAY SHIT AND CODE THINGS. THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE TO ME, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. I'M PRETTY BORING."

◄ "I DON'T REALLY WANT CREDIT FOR THIS CODE, BUT IF YOU FIND IT HELPFUL THEN ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO YOU THINK IT COULD HELP, TOO."

◄ "FEEL FREE TO EDIT THE CODE AS MUCH AS YOU'D LIKE."

◆ You ask what he is.

◆ He responds. His voice is shrill, like how you imagined it would be for a creature like him.

◄ "I'M LIKE, A JESTER OR SOMETHING. I THINK."

◄ "I HAVEN'T MET ANYTHING ELSE LIKE ME. I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE OF MY KIND."

◆ You try to reason with him.

◄ "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT EVEN HERE TO FIGHT YOU. IN FACT, I'M HERE TO HELP."

◄ "I COULD STAB YOU WITH LIKE, TWENTY DAGGERS, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT."

◆ Who will you choose to fight him with?

• Rev
• Ren
• "Tes"
• Sébastien

◆ Rev charges at him without any hesitation.

◆ Your opponent easily avoids him by floating out of reach.

◄ "HEY, BUDDY. I CREATED YOU. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEARN YOUR PLACE."

◆ Rev is annoyed.

► REV: "The moment I get my hands on you, I'm popping your stupid head off like a barbie doll."

◆ Ren refuses to fight him directly.

► REN: "I'm sorry, I can't... He's scary."

◆ Tes would rather try to reason with him.

► TES: "Hey, slick. You wanna play a game of chess instead or something?"

◄ "I WOULD IF I KNEW HOW TO PLAY CHESS. SORRY."

◆ Sébastien shoots a highly concentrated moon beam at your opponent.

◆ Unfortunately, your opponent is immortal.

◄ "LOOK, MOON TWINK. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL, BUT YOU CAN FIND YOUR REDEMPTION ARC ELSEWHERE."

◆ Sébastien is visibly angry.

► SÉBASTIEN: "Don't play games with me, I WILL end you."

◆ You try to spare him.

◄ "WHAT'RE YOU ON ABOUT? THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR HIPSTER INDIE GAMES."

◄ "IF ANYTHING, I'M SPARING YOU."